Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Bridesmaids

My favorite movie is Bridesmaids. The script is well written and has a quick sense of humor. It is one of those movies that never gets old and gets funnier every single time you watch it. I can't even tell you how many times I have seen this movie and how I laugh harder each time. Besides the script and hilarious plot line, it is very well casted. Kristen Wiig is one of the funniest ladies on television and was the perfect actress to have as the main character in this movie. Her facial expressions and her talent to make fun of herself makes this character great.


One reason I love it so much is because I can relate. These women are looking for love and marriage (which I am not doing) but their way of approaching it is something I would totally do. Their cheapstake ways and sense of humor is how I goof around with my friends and do by myself. It is why I connect to this movie so much. Besides the hilarious plot line, great cast, and clever lines, I think I love this movie so much because I can relate to it. I reccomend this movie to anyone who is looking for a great laugh. In fact, I might watch it again tonight.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

How to Build a Snowman


Kara Kasmarek
Calvin Michiels
Tyler Tennies
How To Build A Snowman
        Making a snowman is commonly mistaken as an easy project. Most people take it for granted that they even have the chance to make a snowman. 50% of the United States doesn’t even receive snow because it’s way too warm out in the winter season. Some people go their entire lives without even seeing a single snowflake or getting to play around in the white wonder. This information only pertains to people who receive significant amounts of snowfall. We will inform you how to make the biggest, coolest, most radical snowman on the face of the earth.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

How to Get Stuck in the Friendzone (still in the works)

Most movies and comedies show a man getting stuck in the friendzone with women. They are always crushing on these women who never share the same interests as them. The guy always seems to "woo" the girl at the end of the movie and it is happily ever after. No one thinks a girl can end up in the friendzone, but trust me, it is possible. I, along with plenty of other girls, have been stuck in the friendzone. I would like to say I'm a master of it. And no, never have I "woo-ed" the guy in the end.
How does someone as cool as me end up in the friendzone? It is easy. If you follow these simple steps, you too, can end up in the friendzone.

Step one: Be yourself. Every guy says they want a girl who acts like themselves all the time but in reality they don't. As soon as you unleash that weird and awkward side of yours, there is no coming back. Guys lose interest in you right away. They dream of a perfect girl who has the right sexy but cute appeal. That's not you. The first key to entering the friendzone is just being you.

Step two: Burp. It is that simple. As soon as you unraval the most manly burp you can do, your attractiveness just went from an 8 to a 4. Nothing says any better, "I think you're cute and I want to date you." better than a nice beltch. You are one of the guys now! Congrats! But don't worry, there are stil many steps left on entering the friendzone.

Step three: Guys hate girls that are funnier. If you are quite the comedian like myself, you are just intimidating the guys! They want to be the best and as soon as you let one sexual joke go, it will atomatically put you right in. He now knows that you have just as dirty and disgusting mind as he does. You are in. Congratulations you are a man.

With these steps there are still more to come (just you wait) and you will forever be viewed as one of the guys. I know it is what you always drempt.

Monday, October 1, 2012

Winning isn't Everything

When the Packers lost to the Seattle Seahawks on a very contraversial call, all hell broke loose. Packer fans were beyond upset and Seahawk players and fans pretended like it was an actual win. Maraniss talked about how winning isn't everything however he was so upset with how quarterback Russell Wilson and coach Pete Caroll reacted. He was mad that they acted as if they truly won the game and out played the Packers, which isn't true. He thought that the right thing for these two to do was to talk about how it wasn't a great call and that they are very thankful for winning.
http://www.businessinsider.com/everything-about-aaron-rodgers-new-record-label-looks-lame-2011-6
I agree with Maraniss. Neither Caroll or Wilson won that game. They won on a bad call. What they really should be doing is shaking the referees hands for letting them defeat the Green Bay Packers. The fact that they didn't even mention that it was a bad call made Packer fans everywhere lose respect for them. I agree with Maraniss completed. The way they reacted wasn't okay at all.